“Would YOU want to move back to Iowa?”
“Maybe under certain circumstances.”
“Like global warming?”
“Like if you died.”
“…”
“Would YOU want to move back to Iowa?”
“Maybe under certain circumstances.”
“Like global warming?”
“Like if you died.”
“…”
You so need to go slap a “I’d rather panhandle than move to Iowa” stickers on her car now. Or at least on your car.
You’d better take good care of yourself, or your daughter might end up being an Iowan.