An actual conversation overheard this past weekend at the Home Depot:
Self Service Point of Sale Robot: “Eighty six dollars and fifty nine cents”
Human: < 'Finish & Pay' button>
SSPoSR: “Are you using a gift card?”
Human: < 'No' button>
SSPoSR: “Do you have any coupons?”
Human: < 'No' button>
SSPoSR: “Would you like to purchase an extended service plan?”
Human: “…”
SSPoSR: “?”
Human: “…”
SSPoSR: “Would you like to purchase an extended service plan?”
Human: “ON A F***ING CHRISTMAS TREE???!!!”